March 2012
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February 2012
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Guys can you imagine next year at the Oscars, when the Hobbit just fucking destroys everything in its path and wins everything, there will be Martin Freeman standing in the wreckage.
And with eyes aflame he will look into the camera, raise the statue triumphantly and scream
‘FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR’
And in the corner Leonardo DiCaprio will weep bitter tears and rock back and...
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“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via deerdoedeer)
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Iggy Pop | Lust for Life
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
I wish this day would be over. I hate when it’s my birthday. Everyone is nice to you and people who don’t speak to you suddenly remember you. And tomorrow, everything will go back ti normal. I do appreciate the sincere thoughts and wishes but I don’t know, I just find it awkward being called by old, forgotten, third grade relatives who somehow found out it’s my birthday....
